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Lamb of God Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

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When Mitchell Wallace halts his suicidal plunge from an overpass to save the life of a lamb who wanders onto the freeway, he sets into motion a chain of events that forever alters his destiny and lives of his best friend and sister. Together they are thrust into a terrifying and hilarious battle between good and evil that has them fleeing a band of shadow demons, a horde of the undead, facing off against an ancient enemy, and on the road trip from hell to seek the lost staff of Ba'al - the only thing keeping the Earth from being overtaken by Satanic forces. If they don't kill each other first, they just might save mankind.

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  1. Listening Length
    4 hours and 46 minutes
  2. Author
    Anthony M. Harrington, see all
  3. Narrator
    John Eastman
  4. Audible release date
    August 7, 2015
  5. Language
    English
  6. Publisher
    PageTurner Publications, Anthony Harrington, Wyatt Adams
  7. ASIN
    B013KLKCRG
  8. Version
    Unabridged
  9. Program Type
    Audiobook
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Listening Length 4 hours and 46 minutes
Author Anthony M. Harrington, Wyatt Adams
Narrator John Eastman
Whispersync for Voice Ready
Audible.com Release Date August 07, 2015
Publisher PageTurner Publications, Anthony Harrington, Wyatt Adams
Program Type Audiobook
Version Unabridged
Language English
ASIN B013KLKCRG
Best Sellers Rank #457,225 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals)
#5,670 in Humorous Fiction & Satire
#9,188 in Paranormal Fantasy
#13,886 in Horror Fiction

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4.4 out of 5 stars
4.4 out of 5
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What a ride!
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What a ride!
This book took me for an adventure I was not expecting! I laughed, I winced, my jaw dropped.....and that was just the first few chapters! If you are not easily offended by gore, crude jokes, and love weird adventures (and I mean weird), you should DEFINITELY BUY THIS BOOK, and support this trilogy. Anthony M. Harrington has a really twisted and clever imagination, and I can't wait to see what he came up with for his second book of this series. It just came out! I'm hooked! I have never read a book like this, in my life, to say the least. The words made it so that I could see it, like a film in my mind. For anyone who is curious, it is a super fast read with short chapters, which is good for people commuting on a train or bus, and can be finished over the span of a long flight. Be ready for a wild ride! Loved it!
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Zane Cray
5.0 out of 5 stars Hellbound Hilarity!
Reviewed in the United States on September 23, 2023
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Do you like your horror irreverent, profane, with a huge side order of laugh-out-loud funny? If you do, Lamb of God is one book you're not going to want to miss! DO NOT mistake this for Christian Fiction or your halo will be singed to a crisp and your spirit bludgeoned not unlike one of the characters in this book.
Follow the adventures of Mitch, his sister Susan, and his roommate Peter as they accompany Steve the talking lamb on a quest to recover the lost staff of Ba'al, and prevent the Earth from succumbing to the forces of darkness. The writing is on-point, the dialogue is snappy, and the wonderfully diverse cast of characters are fully developed (I'm lookin' at you here, Susan!). And did I mention it was funny? This baby is chock full o' chuckles, and had me frequently laughing out loud! The puns come fast and furious, and Harrington's humor is right up my alley. Fans of straight horror who don't appreciate comedy saturating their beloved genre might want to look elsewhere, but if you've got a sense of humor and aren't easily offended, by all means, do yourself a favor and pick up a copy---you won't be disappointed!
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Jarrett Smith
4.0 out of 5 stars what a zany fun ride
Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2024
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First of all, don’t read this book if you don’t have a sense of humor. The content might not be for everyone, but man, I sure enjoyed the ride.

The authors have created an engaging world and story here. It not only kept me on the edge of my seat, making me want to read more, but it also had me laughing every other paragraph or two.

Now, the content is not for everyone, so reader beware. But this story is well written, funny, engaging, and I’m excited to read the next book.
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Steve Grobschmidt
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious, inappropriate, and wild!
Reviewed in the United States on November 22, 2023
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Wow. If you are easily offended, this book is not for you. I am not, and thought it was a blast. It's just hilarious in its audacious, wild, irreverent glory. There's not a lot of moments to breathe, but that works for this story -- it's short and fast-paced.

You've got a small ragtag crew of flawed but funny characters trying to stave off an apocalypse. Mitch, Peter, Susan, and the talking lamb Steve are the oddest of groups, and their banter is snappy and clever. One-liners and crass jokes the whole way through, many of them pop culture references. I laughed out loud a number of times reading this, with a few times I even gasped because a joke phased me in a "Damn, they said that!" way.

Again, if you don't like crass jokes or in particular poking fun at religion, you'll probably be pretty bothered by Lamb of God. Otherwise, dive in and have fun -- because like I said, it's a blast.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious book, not for the feint of heart
Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2024
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This book was a fun romp through the end times. I know I'm not the first reviewer to say it, but it bears repeating: if you are easily offended, this is not the book for you. I found myself laughing through most of the book, cringing through some, and I was disappointed when it ended. I'm looking forward to Leap of Faith, the next book in the trilogy.
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Dawn Weast
4.0 out of 5 stars Irreverent and unexpected!
Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2023
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This novel is chock full of shock value and bawdy humor. You want to be horrified but you end up laughing at the absurdity, only to be actually horrified moments later. It is reminiscent of blue comedy from back in the day. These idiotic characters draw you in just in time to slap you upside the head with something ridiculously stupid. I laughed, I cringed, and I was mildly grossed out. This book is not for the faint of heart!
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Lisa Krause
5.0 out of 5 stars Who knew a talking lamb could be so fun?
Reviewed in the United States on November 24, 2014
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Lamb of God is a unique novella worth the read. Suicidal Mitch, his pining roommate Peter, and his sister of questionable morals, Susan, seem an unlikely trio to save the world, but the authors take the "average Joe turns hero" trope and turn it on its head. Throw in a talking lamb, some seriously pissed off angels, pop culture references, God and Satan, jokes flying left and right, and buckets of cartoon gore, and you have a highly original--and well-written--piece of work. The subject matter is religious, and the humor is irreverent, but I would not call it truly offensive--it's too silly for that. The authors obviously had a lot of fun writing this book, and it shows. By turns vulgar, hilarious, shocking, and oddly sweet, this is a quick read that will nevertheless stick with you because it's so enjoyable.
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M. Bonsiero
4.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out Loud Funny
Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2015
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I read this on a beach during my recent vacation, which turned out to be a great decision, because it's almost a perfect beach read. The story is fast-paced and creative, and manages to be satirical (of multiple different tropes and genres) without being heavy-handed or losing it's own purpose. And most notably, Lamb of God is literally laugh-out-loud funny, eliciting what seems like multiple guffaws per chapter.

I waffled back and forth on whether or not to give this 5 stars, but ultimately settled on 4 because I do think there was room for it to be better. The characters were well-conceived, but unevenly developed, perhaps as a result of having co-authors with slightly different visions working together for the first time. (For what it's worth, the authors do address this in a post-script that is included in the novel). They also have a habit of reaching to the well a few times too many for some of the funnier jokes, repeating bits or punchlines in multiple scenes, to the occasional effect of diminishing returns.

Those quibbles are very minor, though. The characters do carry the story well and the jokes are certainly funny enough to weather occasional repetition. The result is a fast, enjoyable read that will have the people around you asking "What's so funny? What are you laughing at?". It's not for everyone- the authors would probably openly tell you that- but it's probably for more people than who would consider it on first glance. If you can stifle your offense reflex even for a minute, I'd recommend giving this book a shot.
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Depreyinc
5.0 out of 5 stars Epic as heck
Reviewed in the United States on August 7, 2023
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I adore Steve. I could not put the book down. I laughed so hard and that's hard to do. It's a book you want to keep to have others read. Needs to be a movie!
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Shump76
4.0 out of 5 stars Lamb of God is FUNNY!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 24, 2023
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I love a good horror/comedy and this book delivers. It is crazy and irreverent and a damn good time.
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Anon
4.0 out of 5 stars A fun comedic romp
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on June 11, 2023
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This left me with vibes of the film Dogma, a fun comedy but gets pretty black at times. It would make a good 'stoner' type movie, full of pop references, an enjoyable fast-moving and irreverent book. Definitely recommend.
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