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Damn Cat Kindle Edition

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Carter Ferris is a screenwriter in Los Angeles, California. On the day before his wife is scheduled to have her wisdom teeth removed, one of their cats - Buttercup, a beautiful Persian Himalayan - runs away from home. The next morning, the adventure begins. Maggie Ferris is overly emotional from her painful surgery - hopped up on Vicodin and red wine - crying for Carter to find their cat. So off he goes, meeting a host of surly characters, each with their own story about the cat, but none with any answers as to where the cat is. Finally, Carter meets Eddy Buick - Eddy with a "Y" - a self-proclaimed pet rescuer, who gives the cat to a gangbanger who works at Pet Co. with his girlfriend. After several absurd and insulting conversations, the whole thing ends up in an altercation in the Pet Co. parking lot with guns drawn. A real Wild West showdown. The police explode onto the scene and diffuse the situation, but still no cat. After the altercation, Carter encounters a hippie dude selling baby Himalayans on the side of the road. He buys a kitten and heads home to find that Buttercup has returned. All in a day's work for this Hollywood writer, but at least he's got a new story.
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Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CK54TJ1L
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ MMC Film & Publishing (September 28, 2023)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 28, 2023
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1657 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 110 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
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Ernest Mirich
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From his earliest days, Ernest Mirich found solace and expression in the art of writing. In the tapestry of his childhood, where spoken words were insufficient, the written page became his medium to articulate the depths of his emotions. Writing evolved into a guiding force, steering him through the shadows of childhood trauma, evolving into the creation of fantastical worlds only he could imagine.

Embracing the allure of the theater during his college years, Mirich delved into the realms of playwriting and poetry. His journey continued in the vibrant backdrop of Chicago, where, while engaging in acting, he garnered accolades for his commanding performances in several theater dramas. The transition to Los Angeles marked a pivotal chapter. Poetry, once a prominent feature, yielded the spotlight to playwriting, establishing Mirich as a formidable presence in the LA theater scene.

A noteworthy milestone came with his portrayal of Sid Vicious, the iconic bass player for the punk band the Sex Pistols, in the play entitled "Vicious," earning him acclaim from The Los Angeles Times as a "Tour de Force" and a Best Actor nod from the LA Weekly. This success paved the way for a decade filled with creative endeavors, including writing, directing, and starring in numerous plays and a musical.

As the siren call of Hollywood beckoned, Mirich ventured into screenwriting and film acting. His on-screen credits include starring roles in independent movies and television shows, including an appearance on the memorable Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Relics." The multi-faceted star also contributed his pen to a variety of scripts for both the silver screen and television. In addition, he wrote, directed and starred in two movies, "Critics" and "Cold Sweat," and created and produced content for the Discovery Channel, including the series "Shipwreck Men."

"Dreams transform into reality" and for Mirich, the realization of becoming a novelist took shape with Damn Cat. This latest venture brings him full circle to his roots, reigniting the passion for storytelling that sparked his journey. Ernest Mirich, a name synonymous with creativity and versatility, continues to leave an indelible mark on the literary and entertainment landscapes.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2023
Damn Cat is absolutely hilarious, shocking, and so real. The true human experience is woven into a story about crazy characters and a crazy adventure. You really connect with the main character, Carter. With so many unexpected twists and turns on Carter’s journey, you won’t want to put this novella down until you’ve finished it. Such an amazing book and really I really recommend it. I finished it in one day, I just couldn’t put it down.
Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2023
Damn Cat is hilarious, but heartfelt too. The writing is flawless. It’s fast paced and the dialogue is spot on, realistic. The characters jump off the page. The relationships are well defined. It’s like you actually know these people. I read the whole book in one day. 5 out of 5 stars! Read this book for the comic thrill ride and the great characters.
Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2024
Damn Cat by Ernest Mirich is a book in the humorous fiction genre. It is a witty novel that delves into the relationship between humans and their feline companions, as was seen with Maggie Ferris' affection for Buttercup.

The story loosely revolves around Buttercup, a brown, tan, and black Persian Himalayan with dense, dark eyes, because he ran away after Maggie, Carter's wife, let him out into the backyard. This set Carter on a series of searches for Buttercup. On his search mission, he met some friendly people, like Eddy with the "Y." All the characters in between, from Ruby Baxter to Tamara Jones, added to the excellent development of the story. All the experiences Carter had while looking for Buttercup were interesting to read about. From when Eddy with the "Y" had the cat to when he didn't. Maggie's tears of joy at the culmination of the story added to making my reading experience worthwhile! Will Buttercup be eventually found?

One of the aspects of the book that shined throughout the novella was the author's descriptive prowess. Ernest used the right words for the description of all the characters, inanimate objects, pets, and scenes in this novella, which made it effortlessly easy for readers to be able to visualize the plot.

I found the book quite interesting and humorous. An instance was when Officer White asked Carter whether either he or Eddy with the "Y" had been on drugs. In his words, “Have either of you been taking drugs in the past 24 hours?” One of the characters I found witty was the hippy dude, who decided not to be bound by society's expectations of his gender. 

Carter, the protagonist, is someone I grew fond of as I went deeper into the novella. I liked his sense of humor and sarcastic comments. I also saw him in a good light when I found out how faithful he is to Maggie when Tamara tried to get him to do something not very nice. I found it lovely that he didn't indulge all the characters that wanted him to go against his marital vows.

Overall, Damn Cat is an exceptional read for both animal lovers and those who enjoy rich, character-driven stories. It’s a love letter to the chaos that pets bring into our lives and a reminder of the strange, inexplicable ways in which they can change us. Mirich has penned a tale that is unforgettable and touching, with a final twist that will leave readers purring with satisfaction. I have no reason not to give it a rating of 5 out of 5 stars. I wouldn't recommend this book to children because of the sexual innuendo in it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars An Intriguing Novella That Shows How Pets Can Change Us.
Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2024
Damn Cat by Ernest Mirich is a book in the humorous fiction genre. It is a witty novel that delves into the relationship between humans and their feline companions, as was seen with Maggie Ferris' affection for Buttercup.

The story loosely revolves around Buttercup, a brown, tan, and black Persian Himalayan with dense, dark eyes, because he ran away after Maggie, Carter's wife, let him out into the backyard. This set Carter on a series of searches for Buttercup. On his search mission, he met some friendly people, like Eddy with the "Y." All the characters in between, from Ruby Baxter to Tamara Jones, added to the excellent development of the story. All the experiences Carter had while looking for Buttercup were interesting to read about. From when Eddy with the "Y" had the cat to when he didn't. Maggie's tears of joy at the culmination of the story added to making my reading experience worthwhile! Will Buttercup be eventually found?

One of the aspects of the book that shined throughout the novella was the author's descriptive prowess. Ernest used the right words for the description of all the characters, inanimate objects, pets, and scenes in this novella, which made it effortlessly easy for readers to be able to visualize the plot.

I found the book quite interesting and humorous. An instance was when Officer White asked Carter whether either he or Eddy with the "Y" had been on drugs. In his words, “Have either of you been taking drugs in the past 24 hours?” One of the characters I found witty was the hippy dude, who decided not to be bound by society's expectations of his gender. 

Carter, the protagonist, is someone I grew fond of as I went deeper into the novella. I liked his sense of humor and sarcastic comments. I also saw him in a good light when I found out how faithful he is to Maggie when Tamara tried to get him to do something not very nice. I found it lovely that he didn't indulge all the characters that wanted him to go against his marital vows.

Overall, Damn Cat is an exceptional read for both animal lovers and those who enjoy rich, character-driven stories. It’s a love letter to the chaos that pets bring into our lives and a reminder of the strange, inexplicable ways in which they can change us. Mirich has penned a tale that is unforgettable and touching, with a final twist that will leave readers purring with satisfaction. I have no reason not to give it a rating of 5 out of 5 stars. I wouldn't recommend this book to children because of the sexual innuendo in it.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2024
In Damn Cat, Ernest Mirich told the tale of love, dedication and patience in marriage, friendship and relationship.

This author took me through the path of Carter, a writer and husband who despite how unbearable and toxic his wife was, was bent on proving his worth to her regardless. In this book, Carter's perfect weekend plan was ruined when his wife; Maggie, lost her cat, Buttercup. After several years of marriage Carter - who naturally wasn't a cat person - had grown on his wife's seven pet animals (Emphasis on seven). Hence, in a bid to find Buttercup and prove his undying love for his doubting wife, he embarked on a search journey.

In this journey, this author made use of humor and sarcasm to sustain my interest. I particularly enjoyed Carter's conversation with Ruby, a big black woman who claimed to have seen Buttercup. Funny how she accused the poor cat of being a racist because he wouldn't let her stroke him. Ruby's hell-bent effort at frustrating Carter got me smiling ear to ear. What about the other ladies in the neighborhood? I'll save you the spoiler.

Carter's resilience was yet another quality I admire about the character. Despite sheer efforts to deter him from his course, he stood tall against all odds, all in an attempt to prove his importance and devotion to his wife. It was truly a trait worthy of imitation.

Another thrilling character in this book was Eddy Buick (aka Eddy with a "Y"), a grumpy cat rescuer who claimed Buttercup was abused and needed emancipation. The result? Buttercup emancipated from him too. Suddenly, the whole neighborhood was aware of a missing cat who ostensibly did not want to be found.

At some point, Carter found his sanity gradually slipping away. He loathed how he had to go through so much stress just for a cat. He stated: "It was over a damn cat. Made me realize how much people need things or other people to feel complete in their lives. Also made me realize that just about everybody I know is a lunatic…"

In a nutshell, this author created an excellent book in just 110 pages worthy of nurturing the interest and curiosity of any reader. Its comprehensive nature made it even easier and suitable for readers. It was truly a humorous masterpiece packed with lessons on love, sacrifice and patience. For me, this book is getting a five star.
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5.0 out of 5 stars humorous masterpiece packed with lessons on love, sacrifice and patience.
Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2024
In Damn Cat, Ernest Mirich told the tale of love, dedication and patience in marriage, friendship and relationship.

This author took me through the path of Carter, a writer and husband who despite how unbearable and toxic his wife was, was bent on proving his worth to her regardless. In this book, Carter's perfect weekend plan was ruined when his wife; Maggie, lost her cat, Buttercup. After several years of marriage Carter - who naturally wasn't a cat person - had grown on his wife's seven pet animals (Emphasis on seven). Hence, in a bid to find Buttercup and prove his undying love for his doubting wife, he embarked on a search journey.

In this journey, this author made use of humor and sarcasm to sustain my interest. I particularly enjoyed Carter's conversation with Ruby, a big black woman who claimed to have seen Buttercup. Funny how she accused the poor cat of being a racist because he wouldn't let her stroke him. Ruby's hell-bent effort at frustrating Carter got me smiling ear to ear. What about the other ladies in the neighborhood? I'll save you the spoiler.

Carter's resilience was yet another quality I admire about the character. Despite sheer efforts to deter him from his course, he stood tall against all odds, all in an attempt to prove his importance and devotion to his wife. It was truly a trait worthy of imitation.

Another thrilling character in this book was Eddy Buick (aka Eddy with a "Y"), a grumpy cat rescuer who claimed Buttercup was abused and needed emancipation. The result? Buttercup emancipated from him too. Suddenly, the whole neighborhood was aware of a missing cat who ostensibly did not want to be found.

At some point, Carter found his sanity gradually slipping away. He loathed how he had to go through so much stress just for a cat. He stated: "It was over a damn cat. Made me realize how much people need things or other people to feel complete in their lives. Also made me realize that just about everybody I know is a lunatic…"

In a nutshell, this author created an excellent book in just 110 pages worthy of nurturing the interest and curiosity of any reader. Its comprehensive nature made it even easier and suitable for readers. It was truly a humorous masterpiece packed with lessons on love, sacrifice and patience. For me, this book is getting a five star.
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