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Beard Science: A Small Town Romantic Comedy (Winston Brothers Book 3) Kindle Edition
*Amazon Top 10 Romances of 2016*
*AAR Top 10 Romances of All Time*
From the NEW YORK TIMES, WALL STREET JOURNAL, & USA TODAY bestselling series.
Make a deal with the devil and you might get what you want, but will it be what you need?
Jennifer Sylvester wants one thing, and that one thing is NOT to be Tennessee’s reigning Banana Cake Queen. Ever the perpetual good girl and obedient daughter, Jennifer is buckling under the weight of her social media celebrity, her mother’s ambitions, and her father’s puritanical mandates. Jennifer is officially desperate.
And desperate times call for Cletus Winston.
Cletus Winston is a puzzle wrapped in a mystery covered in conundrum sauce, and now he’s in a pickle. Despite being convinced of his own omniscience, extortion by the exalted Banana Cake Queen of Green Valley has taken him completely by surprise. So... what’s a maniacal mastermind to do?
Likely, the last thing you expect.
Beard Science is book #1 in the Solving for Pie: Cletus and Jenn Mysteries series and Book #3 in the WInston Brothers series. Each book is a standalone, full length (110k words), contemporary romantic comedy novel, and follows the romantic exploits and adventures of one of the six Winston Brothers.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateOctober 11, 2016
- File size4558 KB
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A good girl desperate to break free from her goody-two-shoes image turns to a maniacal mastermind for help, leading to unexpected adventures and a steamy romance.Popular highlight
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- ASIN : B01LOX4U9I
- Publisher : Cipher-Naught (October 11, 2016)
- Publication date : October 11, 2016
- Language : English
- File size : 4558 KB
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- Print length : 424 pages
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Penny Reid is the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of the Winston Brothers and Knitting in the City series. She used to spend her days writing federal grant proposals as a biomedical researcher, but now she writes kissing books. Penny is an obsessive knitter and manages the #OwnVoices-focused mentorship incubator / publishing imprint, Smartypants Romance. She lives in Seattle Washington with her husband, three kids, and dog named Hazel.
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Mind you this is not because I don't have anything to say. NOT at all. I don't know where to start, nor do I know how to write this review without it become a rampling fangirling mess...
So after a ridiculous amount of trials, that all completely failed. I have decided to go about this the scientific way. I am a scientist after all. I shall structure this properly. Go about it very scholarly. Add my fangirling at the end AND most importantly: I will try and keep my rambling to an absolute minimum
Okay here it goes:
Review
CRITICALLY
story line 4Stars
A slow smoldering (and o boy does it smolder!) romance between two unlikely love matches, who discover that sometimes what you think is the right thing for you, isn't really what you really want or need.
It's quirky, swooning and fabulous cute & fluffy with a good splash of real and lots of heart. Just like we all have gotten to expect from Reid
writing style 5Stars
I have read everything Reid has published so far. And I find myself re-reading her novels, which if you know me, you know MEANS something. I rarely re-read. Too many books on my TBR. I not only re-read Reids books, I adore them. That should be enough of an explanations, that I utterly adore her writing style. It's funny, clever and to the point. Yet it also beautiful, sensual and moving. Beard Science is one of her best to date, in my opinion, when it comes to prose.
character building 4.5 Stars
Now. I will try really hard to remind objective. Which is really hard, when you feel like you actually know all the characters, when they feel so real. That in itself, tell you how I feel about the character building, I guess.
Cletus was one of my favorite characters, right from his first appearance in Beauty and the Mustache. I completely and utterly fell in love with him from the get go. So I started this book feeling divided. Because I had this HUGE expectations. First I couldn't wait to read Cletus' story but what if he wouldn't live up to my expectations?! After I finished I felt divided because, Cletus' story was over. BUT Reid managed to not only meet my expectations, nope, she exceeded fare beyond them.
Cletus, who was a little bit of an enigma, but to whom I felt kinship somehow, now feels real, I feel like I understand him, the different layers that make him tick and yet to my utter delight, he still is a little bit of an enigma. Just like a real close friend would be. Reid's character building here is basically genius.
Jennifer has very little in common with me. Except our mutual love of baking (small batches, and her love in the food theory came straight out of my heart!!). Otherwise I found myself watching her with interest, getting to know a her, exploring who she was and who she became. I really couldn't relate to her relationship with her parents. BUT and here, comes again, why I love this book so much, while her character is alien to mine, I like her, I care for her and in the end absolutely adored her. I enjoyed discovering who she was and watch her grow.
As I said I couldn't relate to her relationship with her parents. And here is my biggest complaint about the book. And when I say biggest it's the only thing I didn't like much while I was reading. I found the parents too much. I felt like it was exaggerated. I couldn't believe that there were people out there, who treated family like that... and yet I love where Reid went with them. I reconciled myself that while a bit strong, it has aspects that could be real. Then I ended up reading so many readers review, where they said, they had similar issues like Jen. THIS just breaks my heart. I love how Reid responded to it. AND I found myself realising that I was wrong. Just lucky enough to have been surrounded by people who accepted who I was and supported me in my choices.
The support cast is awesome sauce. Though I wish there was more of the rest of the Winstons. Because really.. I adore the entire bunch!
EMOTIONALLY 5 Stars
I am moved and excited - yet astounded by this novel. I found myself pondering over it on many occasions since I read it. When I finished it I was sad, because I didn't want it to end. Yet I am excited about Billy's story, can't wait to get my hands on it. And then again I am worried about one of my series coming soon to an end... it will be too soon.
Straight after reading I rated this 4.5 Stars... yet a couple of weeks in.. it is 5 stars. Because as time progressed I discovered how much I really love it, how deeply it touched me... and how amazing this really is. I will not go into my feeling of kinship for Cletus, or how much I adore Duane.. how I feel kinda ridiculous about how much I care about them. How well written they all are.. But rather let me try and explain how much I have to come to admire Reid. I honestly have a total girl crush on her. She is not only a talented story teller, she is witty and clever- and she does geeky beyond well! -but she also has insight and heart. If I had any stalker tendencies.. I'd totally become her main stalker. The good news is she is in luck, I ain't a stalker, I just fangirl. And I promised to keep that at a minimum. (I am trying!) So I will just say, this book is the reason to why I love romance books. This book epitomises why Reid is not only one of my favorite authors but is someone I greatly admire. I love how she supports girl power and encourages individuality. Which is evident in her Facebook group and while I'm at it, I love the Sharks of awesome!
OVERALL
One of the best releases in 2016.
It's fun, swoony cute & fluffy. One of those books you can't put down and leaves you happy, yet wanting more.
One of my favorite books. ever.
SO 5STARS
Cletus is a plotter and if you get on the wrong side of him, he will plot some revenge against you. It might be harmless like itching powder in your shirt or he might work on framing your motorcycle gang for racketeering (deservedly so) but he will get back at you. Jennifer accidentally caught Cletus stealing procuring some evidence from the police to add to his collection against the Wraith’s motorcycle club and she needs help breaking away from her parents and their expectations of her. Cletus is the most dangerous person she knows and so she enlists his help in procuring a husband.
***“You'll know one day, Cletus. You'll discover what it's like to find the other part of yourself. You'll know it's her, only her, always her. Maybe not right away, but eventually you'll know. She'll be your beginning, middle, and end. And your intentions won't matter. Love brings its own intentions, and all other plans, hopes, and dreams fade to insignificance in the face of love.” ***
I liked that Jenn surprised Cletus, she was nothing like he expected and he helps her a little at a time to breakout of the mold that her mother has made for her. It was refreshing to see how he helped to give her permission to choose things for herself and decide what she likes. I felt so bad for how Jen’s parents had treated her all her life, their expectations of her and how they kept her locked down and dependent on them.
This was my favorite story so far. It was great to see Cletus knocked off his stride and all the plans that he thought he had in concerns to Jenn thrown so far off track that he’d never recover. She is perfect for him and he was so good for her as well. Jenn’s growth was fantastic and I liked that it was a little bit at a time she was able to take back her independence.
Cletus, that guy cracks me up and I really loved all the interactions he had with his family. He is funny and strange and wonderful. It was funny watching him fall in love without even noticing it.
***“I changed my mind.”
“You changed—”
“My. Mind.” I stopped short and faced him, placing my hands on my hips. “It’s like underpants, Jethro.”
“Dirty and dark?” He smirked.
“No.” I scowled at his facial expression. “A mind is like underpants because people change them all the time.”
“But you don’t.”
“I do change my underpants all the time, Jethro. And, for the record, I think it’s mighty rude of you to assume I don’t.”
He almost rolled his eyes, but caught the urge. “I meant your mind, Cletus. You don’t change your mind.” ***
There was one little thing I didn’t like and that was at the very end [they have sex without any form of protection happening and Jenn isn’t on birth control but oh well if we get pregnant, we get pregnant. (hide spoiler)] stuff like always tends to bug me just a little. It did kinda fit their characters though so like I said it was only minor.
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Cletus ist einfach so besonders, genau wie Jennifer!
Deckel meets Topf, oder Topf meets Deckel wie auch immer, die beiden sind einfach besonders!
Und ich möchte mehr von ihnen, von diesen sehr cleveren individuellen Menschen!
Jennifer is called Banana Cake Queen, as she won a Cake contest, when she was 16, n fm then every year. But she is still controlled by her parents even after she is 22 years old. People criticize her, but she tries to take them as compliments. But people don't know that she is a people watcher n has a backbone.
Cletus, is looked at like a simpleton by people. But they don't know that he wantedly cultivated that look, n he can blackmail people to do his wishes as he knows a lot about the people around him, but doesn't take action until he wants something from them.
Cletus helps Jennifer to take a stand in her life n face people n conquer her fears. But in the meanwhile he falls in love with her n changes himself to give his family and her to take decisions on their own, instead of trying to manage their lives. He learns to give value to others opinion and not to overtake their lives.