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In the second of his stories published in a New Yorker special fiction issue, Akpan takes us far beyond what we thought we knew about the tribal conflict in Rwanda. The story is told by a young girl, who, with her little brother, witnesses the worst possible scenario between parents. They are asked to do the previously unimaginable in order to protect their children. This singular collection will also take the reader inside Nigeria, Benin, and Ethiopia, revealing in beautiful prose the harsh consequences for children of life in Africa.
Akpan's voice is a literary miracle, rendering lives of almost unimaginable deprivation and terror into stories that are nothing short of transcendent.
- Print length368 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherLittle, Brown and Company
- Publication dateJune 9, 2008
- Dimensions5.75 x 1.25 x 8.5 inches
- ISBN-100316113786
- ISBN-13978-0316113786
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"[A] startling debut collection... Akpan is not striving for surreal effects. He is summoning miseries that are real.... He fuses a knowledge of African poverty and strife with a conspicuously literary approach to storytelling filtering tales of horror through the wide eyes of the young." (The New York Times Janet Maslin)
"Uwem Akpan's searing Say You're One of Them captures a ravaged Africa through the dry-eyed gaze of children trying to maintain a sense of normalcy amid chaos." (Vogue Megan O'Grady)
"The humor, the endurance, the horrors and grace-Akpan has captured all of it.... The stories are not only amazing and moving, and imbued with a powerful moral courage-they are also surprisingly expert.... Beautifully constructed, stately in a way that offsets their impoverished scenarios. Akpan wants you to see and feel Africa, its glory and its pain. And you do, which makes this an extraordinary book." (O Magazine Vince Passaro)
"Uwem Akpan, a Nigerian Jesuit priest, has said he was inspired to write by the 'humor and endurance of the poor,' and his debut story collection...about the gritty lives of African children - speaks to the fearsome, illuminating truth of that impulse." (Elle Lisa Shea)
"Haunting prose.... A must-read." (Kirkus Reviews (starred review))
"Uwem Akpan's stunning short story collection, Say You're One of Them, offers a richer, more nuanced view of Africa than the one we often see on the news....Akpan never lets us forget that the resilient youngsters caught up in these extraordinary circumstances are filled with their own hopes and dreams, even as he assuredly illuminates the harsh realities." (Essence Patrik Henry Bass)
"In the corrupt, war-ravaged Africa of this starkly beautiful debut collection, identity is shifting, never to be trusted...Akpan's people, and the dreamlike horror of the worlds they reveal, are impossible to forget." (People Kim Hubbard)
"All the promise and heartbreak of Africa today are brilliantly illuminated in this debut collection..." (Seattle Post-Intelligencer John Marshall)
"Akpan's brilliance is to present a brutal subject through the bewildered, resolutely chipper voice of children...All five of these stories are electrifying." (NPR's "Fresh Air" Maureen Corrigan)
"...a tour de force that takes readers into the lives glimpsed in passing on the evening news...These are stories that could have been mired in sentimentality. But the spare, straightforward language - there are few overtly expressed emotions, few adjectives--keeps the narratives moving, unencumbered and the pages turning to the end." (Associated Press)
"brilliant...an extraordinary portrait of modern Africa... [Akpan]... is an important and gifted writer who should be read." (USA TODAY Deirdre Donahue)
"This fierce story collection from a Nigerian-born Jesuit priest brings home Africa's most haunting tragedies in tales that take you from the streets of Nairobi to the Hutu-Tutsi genocide." (Minneapolis Star Tribune Margo Hammond & Ellen Heltzel)
"Akpan combines the strengths of both fiction and journalism - the dramatic potential of the one and the urgency of the other - to create a work of immense power...He is a gifted storyteller capable of bringing to life myriad characters and points of view...the result is admirable, artistically as well as morally." (Christian Science Monitor Adelle Waldman)
"It is not merely the subject that makes Akpan's...writing so astonishing, translucent, and horrifying all at once; it is his talent with metaphor and imagery, his immersion into character and place....Uwem Akpan has given these children their voices, and for the compassion and art in his stories I am grateful and changed." (Washington Post Book World (front page review) Susan Straight)
"Say You're One of Them is a book that belongs on every shelf." (New York Daily News Sherryl Connelly)
"Searing...In the end, the most enduring image of these disturbing, beautiful and hopeful stories is that of slipping away. Children disappear into the anonymous blur of the big city or into the darkness of the all-encompassing bush. One can only hope that they survive to live another day and tell another tale." (San Francisco Chronicle June Sawyers)
"These stories are complex, full of respect for the characters facing depravity, free of sensationalizing or glib judgments. They are dispatches from a journey, Akpan makes clear, which has only begun. It is to their credit that grim as they are-you cannot but hope these tales have a sequel." (Cleveland Plain-Dealer John Freeman)
"An important literary debut.... Juxtaposed against the clarity and revelation in Akpan's prose-as translucent a style as I've read in a long while--we find subjects that nearly render the mind helpless and throw the heart into a hopeless erratic rhythm out of fear, out of pity, out of the shame of being only a few degrees of separation removed from these monstrous modern circumstances...The reader discovers that no hiding place is good enough with these stories battering at your mind and heart." (Chicago Tribune Alan Cheuse)
"A stupefyingly talented young Nigerian priest. Akpan never flinches from his difficult subjects--poverty, slavery, mass murder--but he has the largeness of soul to make his vision of the terrible transcendent." (Bloomberg News Jeffrey Burke and Craig Seligman)
"Any of the six stories in this collection set in Africa is enough to break a reader's heart. Two are novella length, including a tour de force, 'Luxurious Hearses,' which takes place on a crowded bus." (From citation by Larry Dark for SAY YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, a Notable Book finalist for The Story Prize.)
From the Back Cover
A family living in a makeshift shanty in urban Kenya scurries to find gifts of any kind for the impending Christmas holiday. A Rwandan girl relates her family s struggles to maintain a facade of normalcy amid unspeakable acts. A young brother and sister cope with their uncle s attempt to sell them into slavery. Aboard a bus filled with refugees a microcosm of today s Africa a Muslim boy summons his faith to bear a treacherous ride across Nigeria. Through the eyes of childhood friends the emotional toll of religious conflict in Ethiopia becomes viscerally clear.
Uwem Akpan s debut signals the arrival of a breathtakingly talented writer who gives a matter-of-fact reality to the most extreme circumstances in stories that are nothing short of transcendent.
About the Author
From The Washington Post
The parents in Uwem Akpan's first collection of stories, set in present-day Africa, make sacrifices and deals that might seem unimaginable to readers in other parts of the world. After finishing this book, I wandered for days staring at my three daughters and countless nephews and nieces, seeing how fragile and dangerous their lives could easily become in a time of war, starvation, and betrayal.
What if even sacrificing our own lives wasn't enough to ensure the survival of our progeny? That is often the case in Akpan's Africa. These five stories - set in Nigeria, Kenya, Rwanda, Ethiopia and Benin - are all about children and their perilous, confusing lives, their searches for bits of grace and transcendence along with food, family and survival. This link allows a huge, perplexing continent to be known in intimate ways.
The first story, "An Ex-mas Feast," is told by Jigana, an 8-year-old boy living with his parents and siblings in an improvised shack in the slums outside Nairobi. His 12-year-old sister, Maisha, is a veteran prostitute who has amassed a collection of secret treasures inside a locked trunk, which their mother maneuvers around the shack while she tries to take care of her other five children. She sends out the older two with Baby, who is a begging tool, and gives Jigana "New Suntan shoe glue" to kill his hunger. "I watched her decant the kabire into my plastic 'feeding bottle.' . . . The last stream of the gum entering the bottle weakened and braided itself before tapering in midair like an icicle."
Akpan, a Jesuit priest born in Nigeria, teaching now in Zimbabwe after earning his MFA from the University of Michigan, researched the lives of the children he writes about, but no amount of research produces the perfect details and images that he has set down here; only imagination, empathy and a careful ear can accomplish this. The details of street life in Nairobi -- girls who bleach their faces at age 10 to stand on street corners and be picked up by white men and tourists -- and of the way Western ideas have insinuated themselves into every aspect of African life are on convincing display here. These characters speak a lingua franca that changes with each nation, but English words and American capitalism are everywhere.
"No food, tarling," Mama tells Jigana. "We must to finish to call the names of our people." Jigana's mother commands her husband to help consecrate a ceremony that involves holding the coverless Bible inscribed with the names of their relatives, people dead and disappeared due to razed villages, tribal conflicts, mistaken identity and sexual slavery. Her prayer ends with, "Christ, you Ex-mas son, give Jigana a big, intelligent head in school."
In "Fattening for Gabon," an uncle is charged with the care of his niece and nephew when their parents are sickened by AIDS. He plans to sell them into slavery, but, in an agonizing meltdown, he cannot go through with the deal. The language in this story is a mélange as well, in which yearning and tradition seem painfully melded. The nephew, Kotchikpa, who is 10, meets the Gabon trader for the first time in his uncle Fofo Kpee's yard: " 'Smiley Kpee, only two?' the man who brought Fofo exclaimed, disappointed. 'No way, iro o! Where oders?'
" 'Ah non, Big Guy, you go see oders . . . beaucoup,' said Fofo, a chuckle escaping his pinched mouth. He turned to us: "Mes enfants, hey, una no go greet Big Guy?' "
This story is long, but like the other four it manages to capture a whole nation and how that nation has been affected by border strife, AIDS, international peacekeepers, internal tribal conflicts and even family fights.
"Luxurious Hearses" is a journey into a nightmare world in Nigeria, where Muslims in the north are rampaging against Christians who are fleeing to the south where their religion is more dominant and where the inhabitants are killing Muslims. The buses that ply the highways are now thronging with refugees from both sides, including Jubril, a teenage Muslim boy whose hand was recently amputated when he stole food. He's another child caught between worlds, and the world of this bus is huge, with tribal elders, former soldiers, university students and desperate mothers pressing against every window.
We are soon thrust into another desperate journey, another fateful decision and another world expertly limned by Akpan. On the stalled bus, waiting for fuel, the crowded passengers fight over the televisions showing corpses and fighting from Khamfi, in the south:
"I say everybody shut up," a passenger named Emeka yells. "I dey watch my people do combat! You get relative who dey do Schwarzenegger for cable TV before?"
But then Nigerian police show up and turn off the television. " 'Please, show me my cousin!' Emeka said, tears running down his face. 'Please, return to that channel. . . . I want to see my cousin again! Is he alive?' The police did not even look at him. 'Officer, I'll give you whatever you want later . . .'
" 'Later? We no dey do later for cable TV,' the police said, watching Emeka's hands like a dog expecting its owner to offer something. 'Give us de money now now. . . . Cable TV, life action . . . e-commerce!' "
The final story may be the most devastating of all, in its depiction of a Rwandan family -- Hutu father, Tutsi mother and their two children for whom they make the ultimate sacrifice. It is not merely the subject that makes Akpan's story or his writing so astonishing, translucent and horrifying all at once; it is his talent with metaphor and imagery, his immersion into character and place. The view from a child's eyes carries the reader directly into Africa and the lives of the child narrators. One of these is Monique, daughter of two tribes, in "My Parents' Bedroom." She says of her friend, who is Twa, the smallest, most ignored tribe: "Hélène is an orphan, because the Wizard fixed her parents last year. Mademoiselle Angeline said that he cursed them with AIDS by throwing his gris-gris over their roof. Now Papa is paying Hélène's school fees." After the massacre begins, Monique watches her parents rescue the girl: "Hélène is soaked in blood and has been crawling through the dust. Her right foot is dangling on strings, like a shoe tied to the clothesline by its lace."
Hélène is put into the attic, with the Tutsi relatives of Monique's mother, and when her father's Hutu family arrives, he is forced to make a terrible choice. This choice, as happens so often in this collection, is death for life. Akpan's incredible talent as a writer prevents the story from becoming a polemic, diatribe or object lesson. He is too good for that. The story stays firmly focused on Monique and that house with the desperately crowded attic: "I cry with the ceiling people until my voice cracks and my tongue dries up."
Uwem Akpan has given these children their voices, and for the compassion and art in his stories I am grateful, and changed.
Copyright 2008, The Washington Post. All Rights Reserved.
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Say You're One of Them
By Uwem AkpanLittle, Brown
Copyright © 2008 Uwem AkpanAll right reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-316-11378-6
Chapter One
An Ex-mas FeastNow that my eldest sister, Maisha, was twelve, none of us knew how to relate to her anymore. She had never forgiven our parents for not being rich enough to send her to school. She had been behaving like a cat that was going feral: she came home less and less frequently, staying only to change her clothes and give me some money to pass on to our parents. When home, she avoided them as best she could, as if their presence reminded her of too many things in our lives that needed money. Though she would snap at Baba occasionally, she never said anything to Mama. Sometimes Mama went out of her way to provoke her. "Malaya! Whore! You don't even have breasts yet!" she'd say. Maisha would ignore her.
Maisha shared her thoughts with Naema, our ten-year-old sister, more than she did with the rest of us combined, mostly talking about the dos and don'ts of a street girl. Maisha let Naema try on her high heels, showed her how to doll up her face, how to use toothpaste and a brush. She told her to run away from any man who beat her, no matter how much money he offered her, and that she would treat Naema like Mama if she grew up to have too many children. She told Naema that it was better to starve to death than go out with any man without a condom.
When she was at work, though, she ignored Naema, perhaps because Naema reminded her of home or because she didn't want Naema to see that her big sister wasn't as cool and chic as she made herself out to be. She tolerated me more outside than inside. I could chat her up on the pavement no matter what rags I was wearing. An eight-year-old boy wouldn't get in the way when she was waiting for a customer. We knew how to pretend we were strangers-just a street kid and a prostitute talking.
Yet our machokosh family was lucky. Unlike most, our street family had stayed together-at least until that Ex-mas season.
The sun had gone down on Ex-mas evening. Bad weather had stormed the seasons out of order, and Nairobi sat in a low flood, the light December rain droning on our tarpaulin roof. I was sitting on the floor of our shack, which stood on a cement slab at the end of an alley, leaning against the back of an old brick shop. Occasional winds swelled the brown polythene walls. The floor was nested with cushions that I had scavenged from a dump on Biashara Street. At night, we rolled up the edge of the tarpaulin to let in the glow of the shop's security lights. A board, which served as our door, lay by the shop wall.
A clap of thunder woke Mama. She got up sluggishly, pulling her hands away from Maisha's trunk, which she had held on to while she slept. It was navy blue, with brass linings and rollers, and it took up a good part of our living space. Panicking, Mama groped her way from wall to wall, frisking my two-year-old twin brother and sister, Otieno and Atieno, and Baba; all three were sleeping, tangled together like puppies. She was looking for Baby. Mama's white T-shirt, which she had been given three months back, when she delivered Baby, had a pair of milk stains on the front. Then she must have remembered that he was with Maisha and Naema. She relaxed and stretched in a yawn, hitting a rafter of cork. One of the stones that weighted our roof fell down outside.
Now Mama put her hands under her shuka and retied the strings of the money purse around her waist; sleep and alcohol had swung it out of place. She dug through our family carton, scooping out clothes, shoes, and my new school uniform, wrapped in useless documents that Baba had picked from people's pockets. Mama dug on, and the contents of the carton piled up on Baba and the twins. Then she unearthed a tin of New Suntan shoe glue. The glue was our Ex-mas gift from the children of a machokosh that lived nearby.
Mama smiled at the glue and winked at me, pushing her tongue through the holes left by her missing teeth. She snapped the tin's top expertly, and the shack swelled with the smell of a shoemaker's stall. I watched her decant the kabire into my plastic "feeding bottle." It glowed warm and yellow in the dull light. Though she still appeared drunk from last night's party, her hands were so steady that her large tinsel Ex-mas bangles, a gift from a church Ex-mas party, did not even sway. When she had poured enough, she cut the flow of the glue by tilting the tin up. The last stream of the gum entering the bottle weakened and braided itself before tapering in midair like an icicle. She covered the plastic with her palm, to retain the glue's power. Sniffing it would kill my hunger in case Maisha did not return with an Ex-mas feast for us.
Mama turned to Baba, shoving his body with her foot. "Wake up, you never work for days!" Baba turned and groaned. His feet were poking outside the shack, under the waterproof wall. His toes had broken free of his wet tennis shoes. Mama shoved him again, and he began to wriggle his legs as if he were walking in his sleep.
Our dog growled outside. Mama snapped her fingers, and the dog came in, her ripe pregnancy swaying like heavy wash in the wind. For a month and a half, Mama, who was good at spotting dog pregnancies, had baited her with tenderness and food until she became ours; Mama hoped to sell the puppies to raise money for my textbooks. Now the dog licked Atieno's face. Mama probed the dog's stomach with crooked fingers, like a native midwife. "Oh, Simba, childbirth is chasing you," she whispered into her ears. "Like school is chasing my son." She pushed the dog outside. Simba lay down, covering Baba's feet with her warmth. Occasionally, she barked to keep the other dogs from tampering with our mobile kitchen, which was leaning against the wall of the store.
"Jigana, did you do well last night with Baby?" Mama asked me suddenly.
"I made a bit," I assured her, and passed her a handful of coins and notes. She pushed the money under her shuka; the zip of the purse released two crisp farts.
Though people were more generous to beggars at Ex-mas, our real bait was Baby. We took turns pushing him in the faces of passersby.
"Aii! Son, you never see Ex-mas like this year." Her face widened in a grin. "We shall pay school fees next year. No more randameandering around. No more chomaring your brain with glue, boy. You going back to school! Did the rain beat you and Baby?"
"Rain caught me here," I said.
"And Baby? Who is carrying him?"
"Naema," I said.
"And Maisha? Where is she to do her time with the child?"
"Mama, she is very angry."
"That gal is beat-beating my head. Three months now she is not greeting me. What insects are eating her brain?" Sometimes Mama's words came out like a yawn because the holes between her teeth were wide. "Eh, now that she shakes-shakes her body to moneymen, she thinks she has passed me? Tell me, why did she refuse to stay with Baby?"
"She says it's child abuse."
"Child abuse? Is she now NGO worker? She likes being a prostitute better than begging with Baby?"
"Me, I don't know. She just went with the ma-men tourists. Today, real white people, musungu. With monkey."
Mama spat through the doorway. "Puu, those ones are useless. I know them. They don't ever pay the Ex-mas rate-and then they even let their ma-monkey fuck her. Jigana, talk with that gal. Or don't you want to complete school? She can't just give you uniform only."
I nodded. I had already tried on the uniform eight times in two days, anxious to resume school. The green- and- white-checked shirt and olive-green shorts had become wrinkled. Now I reached into the carton and stroked a piece of the uniform that stuck out of the jumble.
"Why are you messing with this beautiful uniform?" Mama said. "Patience, boy. School is just around the corner." She dug to the bottom of the carton and buried the package. "Maisha likes your face," she whispered. "Please, Jigana, tell her you need more-shoes, PTA fee, prep fee. We must to save all Ex-mas rate to educate you, first son. Tell her she must stop buying those fuunny fuunny designer clothes, those clothes smelling of dead white people, and give us the money."
As she said this, she started to pound angrily on the trunk. The trunk was a big obstruction. It was the only piece of furniture we had with a solid and definite shape. Maisha had brought it home a year ago and always ordered us to leave the shack before she would open it. None of us knew what its secret contents were, except for a lingering perfume. It held for us both suspense and consolation, and these feelings grew each time Maisha came back with new things. Sometimes, when Maisha did not come back for a long time, our anxiety turned the trunk into an assurance of her return.
"Malaya! Prostitute! She doesn't come and I break the box tonight," Mama hissed, spitting on the combination lock and shaking the trunk until we could hear its contents knocking about. She always took her anger out on the trunk in Maisha's absence. I reached out to grab her hands.
"You pimp!" she growled. "You support the malaya."
"It's not her fault. It's musungu tourists."
"You better begin school before she runs away."
"I must to report you to her."
"I must to bury you and your motormouth in this box."
We struggled. Her long nails slashed my forehead, and blood trickled down. But she was still shaking the trunk. Turning around, I charged at her and bit her right thigh. I could not draw blood because I had lost my front milk teeth. She let go and reeled into the bodies of our sleeping family. Atieno let out one short, eerie scream, as if in a nightmare, then went back to sleep. Baba groaned and said he did not like his family members fighting during Ex-mas. "You bite my wife because of that whore?" he groaned. "The cane will discipline you in the morning. I must to personally ask your headmaster to get a big cane for you."
A welt had fruited up on Mama's thigh. She rolled up her dress and started massaging it, her lips moving in silent curses. Then, to punish me, she took the kabire she had poured for me and applied it to the swelling. She pushed the mouth of the bottle against it, expecting the fumes to ease the hurt.
When Mama had finished nursing herself, she returned the bottle to me. Since it was still potent kabire, I did not sniff it straight but put my lips around the mouth of the bottle and smoked slowly, as if it were an oversized joint of bhang, Indian hemp. First it felt as if I had no saliva in my mouth, and then the fumes began to numb my tongue. The heat climbed steadily into my throat, tickling my nostrils like an aborted sneeze. I cooled off a bit and blew away the vapor. Then I sucked at it again and swallowed. My eyes watered, my head began to spin, and I dropped the bottle.
When I looked up, Mama had poured some kabire for herself and was sniffing it. She and Baba hardly ever took kabire. "Kabire is for children only," Baba's late father used to admonish them whenever he caught them eyeing our glue. This Ex-mas we were not too desperate for food. In addition to the money that begging with Baby had brought us, Baba had managed to steal some wrapped gifts from a party given for machokosh families by an NGO whose organizers were so stingy that they served fruit juice like shots of hard liquor. He had dashed to another charity party and traded in the useless gifts-plastic cutlery, picture frames, paperweights, insecticide-for three cups of rice and zebra intestines, which a tourist hotel had donated. We'd had these for dinner on Ex-mas Eve.
"Happee, happee Ex-mas, tarling!" Mama toasted me after a while, rubbing my head.
"You too, Mama."
"Now, where are these daughters? Don't they want to do Exmas prayer?" She sniffed the bottle until her eyes receded, her face pinched like the face of a mad cow. "And the govament banned this sweet thing. Say thanks to the neighbors, boy. Where did they find this hunger killer?" Sometimes she released her lips from the bottle with a smacking sound. As the night thickened, her face began to swell, and she kept pouting and biting her lips to check the numbness. They turned red-they looked like Maisha's when she had on lipstick-and puffed up.
"Mama? So, what can we give the neighbors for Ex-mas?" I asked, remembering that we had not bought anything for our friends.
My question jerked her back. "Petrol ... we will buy them a half liter of petrol," she said, and belched. Her breath smelled of carbide, then of sour wine. When she looked up again, our eyes met, and I lowered mine in embarrassment. In our machokosh culture, petrol was not as valuable as glue. Any self- respecting street kid should always have his own stock of kabire. "OK, son, next year ... we get better things. I don't want police business this year-so don't start having ideas."
We heard two drunks stumbling toward our home. Mama hid the bottle. They stood outside announcing that they had come to wish us a merry Ex-mas. "My husband is not here!" Mama lied. I recognized the voices. It was Bwana Marcos Wako and his wife, Cecilia. Baba had owed them money for four years. They came whenever they smelled money, then Baba had to take off for a few days. When Baby was born, we pawned three-quarters of his clothing to defray the debts. A week before Ex-mas, the couple had raided us, confiscating Baba's work clothes in the name of debt servicing.
I quickly covered the trunk with rags and reached into my pocket, tightening my grip around the rusty penknife I carried about.
Mama and I stood by the door. Bwana Wako wore his trousers belted across his forehead; the legs, flailing behind him, were tied in knots and stuffed with ugali flour, which he must have gotten from a street party. Cecilia wore only her jacket and her rain boots.
"Ah, Mama Jigana-ni Ex-mas!" the husband said. "Forget the money. Happee Ex-mas!"
"We hear Jigana is going to school," the wife said.
"Who told you?" Mama said warily. "Me, I don't like rumors."
They turned to me. "Happee to resume school, boy?"
"Me am not going to school," I lied, to spare my tuition money.
"Kai, like mama like son!" the wife said. "You must to know you are the hope of your family."
"Mama Jigana, listen," the man said. "Maisha came to us last week. Good, responsible gal. She begged us to let bygone be bygone so Jigana can go to school. We say forget the money-our Ex-mas gift to your family."
"You must to go far with education, Jigana," the wife said, handing me a new pen and pencil. "Mpaka university!"
Mama laughed, jumping into the flooded alley. She hugged them and allowed them to come closer to our shack. They staggered to our door, swaying like masqueraders on stilts.
"Asante sana!" I thanked them. I uncorked the pen and wrote all over my palms and smelled the tart scent of the Hero HB pencil. Mama wedged herself between them and the shack to ensure that they did not pull it down. Baba whispered to us from inside, ready to slip away, "Ha, they told me the same thing last year. You watch and see, tomorrow they come looking for me. Make them sign paper this time." Mama quickly got them some paper and they signed, using my back as a table. Then they staggered away, the stuffed trousers bouncing along behind them.
Mama began to sing Maisha's praises and promised never to pound on her trunk again. Recently, Maisha had taken the twins to the barber, and Baby to Kenyatta National Hospital for a checkup. Now she had gotten our debt canceled. I felt like running out to search for her in the streets. I wanted to hug her and laugh until the moon dissolved. I wanted to buy her Coke and chapati, for sometimes she forgot to eat. But when Mama saw me combing my hair, she said nobody was allowed to leave until we had finished saying the Ex-mas prayer.
I hung out with Maisha some nights on the street, and we talked about fine cars and lovely Nairobi suburbs. We'd imagine what it would be like to visit the Masai Mara Game Reserve or to eat roasted ostrich or crocodile at the Carnivore, like tourists.
"You beautiful!" I had told Maisha one night on Koinange Street, months before that fateful Ex-mas.
"Ah, no, me am not." She laughed, straightening her jean miniskirt. "Stop lying."
"See your face?"
"Kai, who sent you?"
"And you bounce like models."
"Yah, yah, yah. Not tall. Nose? Too short and big. No lean face or full lips. No firsthand designer clothes. Not daring or beautiful like Naema. Perfume and mascara are not everything."
"Haki, you? Beautiful woman," I said, snapping my fingers. "You will be tall tomorrow."
"You are asking me out?" she said in jest, and struck a pose. She made faces as if she were playing with the twins and said, "Be a man, do it the right way." I shrugged and laughed.
"Me, I have no shilling, big gal."
"I will discount you, guy."
"Stop it."
"Oh, come on," she said, and pulled me into a hug.
Giggling, we began walking, our strides softened by laughter. Everything became funny. We couldn't stop laughing at ourselves, at the people around us. When my sides began to ache and I stopped, she tickled my ribs.
(Continues...)
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- Publisher : Little, Brown and Company; 1st edition (June 9, 2008)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 368 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0316113786
- ISBN-13 : 978-0316113786
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About the author

Uwem Akpan was born in Ikot Akpan Eda in the Niger Delta in Nigeria. Uwem’s short stories and autobiographical pieces have appeared in the special editions of The New Yorker, the Oprah magazine, Hekima Review, the Nigerian Guardian, America, etc.
His first book, Say You’re One of Them, was published in 2008 by Little, Brown, after a protracted auction. It made the “Best of the Year” list at People magazine, World Street Journal, and other places. The New York Times made it the Editor’s Choice, and Entertainment Weekly listed it at # 27 in their Best of the Decade. Say You’re One of Them won the Commonwealth Prize (Africa Region), the Open Book Prize, and the Hurston/Wright Legacy Award. The collection of short stories was the 2009 Oprah Book Club selection. A New York Times and Wall Street Journal #1 bestseller, it has been translated into 12 languages.
His second book and first novel, New York, My Village, will be published in Nov 2021 by WW Norton. An immigrant story, Uwem writes about NYC with the same promise and pain we saw in his African cities of Say You’re One of Them. “New York City has always mystified me since I first spent two weeks in the Bronx in 1993,” he says. “It was only when I lived in Manhattan in 2013 that I began to understand the metro system, to visit the different neighborhoods, to enjoy the endless ethnic dishes. It didn’t also take long before I discovered the crazy underbelly of this city.”
Uwem teaches in the University of Florida's writing program.
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Customers find the book thought-provoking, with one review noting how it expands readers' minds to understand how others live. The stories are told from children's perspectives, and one customer mentions how it helped them understand Africa on a more human level. The book receives positive feedback for its pacing, with one review describing it as uncompromising. However, the readability and emotional content receive mixed reactions, with some finding it an amazing read while others consider it extremely difficult to read, and while some find it emotionally stirring, others describe it as disturbing.
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Customers appreciate the book's stories, which are factual-based works of fiction that explore difficult themes and hook readers quickly.
"...of children’s lives, general themes emerge: the variety of religions and languages in Africa, the power of faith, the role of the media, the..." Read more
"...It is very powerfully written, and is the most haunting of the stories, in terms of both theme and in how the story is told...." Read more
"...Akpan personalizes the violence in a series of hard-hitting, fast-moving stories that make us understand it in a new, visceral way...." Read more
"...All the stories hook quickly, but none as quickly as `Fattening for Gabon', which begins: "Selling your child or nephew could be more difficult..." Read more
Customers find the book thought-provoking, with several noting how it expands their understanding of how others live and nudges readers toward compassion.
"...measure of the best of humanity: love, loyalty, responsibility, empathy, self-sacrifice, and faith...." Read more
"...into the lives of the characters, Uwem Akpan follows the humanist tradition in literature, which evokes empathy and compassion of a kind and degree..." Read more
"...in Africa are going through, and it has already raised much awareness of the wars and conflicts that we Americans often know so little about...." Read more
"...It informs, saddens, and, in its own unique way, has the ability to raise us up at the same time. Powerful." Read more
Customers appreciate the storytelling in the book, which features voices of child victims from Africa, with one customer noting how it helps understand the continent on a more human level.
"...as the difference from most books is that it is told from the eyes and thoughts of children." Read more
"...These five stories are in a way voices of the child victims of Africa, told through the prop of fiction (a doll, a drawing), empty of ideological or..." Read more
"...Author Uwem Akpan has given a voice to the neglected children of Africa. May God's favor continue to light his path." Read more
""Say you're one of them" is a book of stories about children of Africa who are victimized by the wars and prejudices of several of the countries......" Read more
Customers appreciate the pacing of the book, describing it as unflinching and uncompromising, with one customer noting its strength in the protagonists and another finding it riveting.
"...always splashes a generous measure of the best of humanity: love, loyalty, responsibility, empathy, self-sacrifice, and faith...." Read more
"...Yet there is much hope and strength in these protagonists, and this is what makes this book excellent...." Read more
"...Its an unflinching, brave collection, and it will rightly disturb." Read more
"Uwem Akpan's collection of stories is uncompromising, challenging -- not adjectives usually applied to books written by a priest...." Read more
Customers have mixed opinions about the book's readability, with some finding it an amazing and well-written read, while others describe it as extremely difficult to read and boring.
"...Someone in my bookclub described the book as “beautifully written and utterly heartbreaking” – as the kind of book a person can’t just read...." Read more
"...What turns what could be reportage into art or literature, is the simple beauty and creativity of Uwem Akpan`s writing, as well as the skillful use..." Read more
"This book starts out ok, but it is quite a slow/boring read...." Read more
"...That being said, this book is an important book in that it brings to light the horrific circumstances that children (and adults) in Africa are going..." Read more
Customers have mixed reactions to the emotional content of the book, with some finding it emotionally stirring while others describe it as disturbing and depressing.
"...But definitely worth a read. Extremely powerful, at times very upsetting and absolutely always hard to put down" Read more
"...in my bookclub described the book as “beautifully written and utterly heartbreaking” – as the kind of book a person can’t just read...." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2016In five short stories, all set in different parts of Africa, Akpan, an African Jesuit priest educated in America, shows us life through the eyes of African children. In “An Ex-mas Feast,” Akpan pours out Nairobian poverty on the page so vividly that it takes a reader’s breath away. In “In My Parents’ Bedroom,” he shows us a loving, educated, enlightened Rwandan family ripped apart by tribalism. In “Luxurious Hearses,” he narrates the ultimate sacrifice of a teenage boy to the bloodlust of people running for their lives in western Africa.
It’s a difficult book to read. Because of the content, sometimes continuing to turn the pages is an effort. And because Akpan sprinkles the stories generously with the mélange of languages spoken in Africa, parsing the meaning of what people are saying can be hard too. But on those difficult-to-turn-and-understand pages, Akpan always splashes a generous measure of the best of humanity: love, loyalty, responsibility, empathy, self-sacrifice, and faith.
In these stories of children’s lives, general themes emerge: the variety of religions and languages in Africa, the power of faith, the role of the media, the relationship between men and women, the struggle of families to stay together, the driving force of the sex trade, the relentless force of tribalism, and always the plight of the children.
Someone in my bookclub described the book as “beautifully written and utterly heartbreaking” – as the kind of book a person can’t just read. Afterward, there’s the need to do something.
- Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2012There is a view of mankind held by some religions and political philosophers, that man is inherently depraved, which to them means that it is only either religious observance or the power of the state that can civilize. Anyone reading the five short stories by Uwem Akpan, collected under the title "Say You're One of Them," will find powerful support for the inherently depraved school of thought. The stories, two of novella length, are set in several African countries, such as Nigeria, Kenya, Ethiopia, Gabon, and Rwanda, well-known for their violence, human rights abuses and atrocities, Each story, is told through the eyes of a child-observer. These are tales of unrelenting horror, cruelty, and violent death; they are grisly, and if anyone is looking for indications of hope or redemption, they will have to look elsewhere.
What turns what could be reportage into art or literature, is the simple beauty and creativity of Uwem Akpan`s writing, as well as the skillful use of dialogue and detail. By putting the reader into the lives of the characters, Uwem Akpan follows the humanist tradition in literature, which evokes empathy and compassion of a kind and degree that no news account can accomplish. The author, an African does not preach, moralize, blame, nor does he provide any explanations of the political, religious, tribal, sectarian and economic conflicts giving rise to the horrors he describes. Uwem Akpan does not tell us what to do, how to feel, whom to blame, what lessons he wishes us to be taught, or the like. These are stories to read and think about, deeply.
- Reviewed in the United States on November 6, 2009I had never heard of this book until last month, when a member of my book club suggested reading it for our November 2009 meeting. While I believe that the subject matter (the horrific state of affairs in several African countries) is very important to call to our attention as Western readers, I didn't feel like the writing was especially strong. In my mind, the book is strong on content, but weak in style and execution. For this reason, I would give it 3 1/2 stars.
Each of the five stories in this collection focuses on one main character, who is a child, while also giving us interesting secondary characters -- adults who are wrestling with the situation at hand in ways that the young narrator may not fully understand. The first two stories were very similar in both point of view and tone, and even the endings were practically identical. The two stories "Fattening for Gabon" and "Luxurious Hearses" were more like novellas in that they were each over 100 pages long. "Luxurious Hearses" was more interesting to me in the sense that the story gave me insight into the various religious and ethnic conflicts sweeping through parts of Africa.
The fifth and last story in the collection, "My Parents' Bedroom" was the one that resonated the most with me. It is set in Rwanda, and gives us a brief glimpse of how the genocide that has taken place there affects one nine-year-old girl. It is very powerfully written, and is the most haunting of the stories, in terms of both theme and in how the story is told. Because this story is told from the first-person point of view of that nine-year-old girl as she experiences these events (and because it is not told from her adult perspective), we, as readers, are kept as much in the dark about what is happening to her parents and in her community as she is.
Perhaps because I am an English professor, I read with a more critical eye for style and details, and so the writing itself, as I mentioned above, seemed artificial in places. As an example, the first two stories are told from the point of view of a male child who is now an adult. Each of those two narrators has obviously escaped the poverty of his background since the narrator speaks in a voice that is not at all accented by the regional dialects used when giving his point of view as a child, yet there is no explanation made of this gap. We are led to believe that the child escaped his situation, but the critical distance between the two points of view is never fully acknowledged.
That being said, this book is an important book in that it brings to light the horrific circumstances that children (and adults) in Africa are going through, and it has already raised much awareness of the wars and conflicts that we Americans often know so little about. For that reason, I believe it deserves to be read.
Top reviews from other countries
- Denise F GillReviewed in Canada on May 16, 2020
5.0 out of 5 stars Captivating and Well-Written
I read this book years ago, and still get chills thinking about some of these stories. The writer is very illustrative and skilled at bringing the narrative to life. The sadness of these stories was enough to make me emotional, and they serve as an eye-opener to the things that have and are still going on in some parts of Africa.
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HundemamaReviewed in Germany on September 8, 2010
5.0 out of 5 stars sehr gut lesebar
Das Buch ist ziemlich ergreifend und man kann es kaum aus der Hand legen. Ist ein muss!!
- MdemReviewed in the United Kingdom on February 25, 2013
5.0 out of 5 stars Powerful,sad short stories that make you remember the children
I heard about this book from Oprah's book club.
This book is a collection of short stories set in Africa from a child's perspective. An Ex-mas feast is a story about a family in Kenya living in the slums, who survive off the earnings of their daughter who is a child prostitute. Fattening for Gabon is about children who are trafficked by their uncle. This was my favourite story, as at the end, there is some hope, you are left not knowing what the fate of the children will be. Their uncle also struggles with what he has done, and has a change of heart, before he is dealt with. What Language is that, is a story about two girls in Ethiopia who have to stop talking to each other because of their religion. Luxurious Hearses is set in Nigeria, and is about a young boy who has to flee because of the hatred between Christians and Muslims. My Parents bedroom is set in Rwanda, and is horrific, as two children whose parents are Tutsi and Hutu, witness the bloodshed within their own family, when the two tribes turn against each other.
The book is not an easy read, but touches on some of the horrors that have taken place, and continue to take place in Africa.Tribalism, Poverty, Religous hatred, Child trafficking still go on today. What I was left with, is who remembers the children.
- NoneReviewed in the United Kingdom on March 30, 2025
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Read. Unique.
The plot of this story takes you across different settings from Nigeria, to Kenya to Rwanda. Some troubling descriptions about the vulnerabilities and realities faced by Africa's children. As opposed to keeping to the stereotypical image of hunger or starving children with swollen bellies, "Say You're One of Them" goes deeper, giving the reader a chance to relate the events to characters, everyday life and even family. One the shocking images from this book that has stuck in my mind was of an able-bodied, apt girl who ended up becoming a fulltime prostitute to put her sister in school and to be able to support her family. This book portrays such characters as people which draws the reader in in a way that's clever and unique.
- Phoof's MomReviewed in Canada on December 2, 2021
4.0 out of 5 stars Great writer, vivid imagery
The first story is long, so at first I thought it was a novel, not a collection. I am now on the 3rd one, so def a collection. Very engaging, but be aware that the author has many African phrases in italics throughout when the characters are speaking, and some 'decoding' becomes part of the game! :-)