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A Squid, an Elephant, and a Hulking Tweety Bird Walk into a Bar Paperback – March 16, 2022

by Brittany M. Ortega (Author)
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This is Brittany Ortega's first book of selected poetry, collected from 2006 to 2022. This book deals with the exploration of young love, bad lust, the joy of having a child, the grief of losing a husband, and everything else she couldn't afford to tell her therapist.
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    368 pages
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    March 16, 2022
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    6 x 0.83 x 9 inches
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    979-8433577909
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09V7DZ9K1
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (March 16, 2022)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 368 pages
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8433577909
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.09 pounds
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.83 x 9 inches
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Brittany M. Ortega

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Brittany has been writing poetry since she was six years old. A fact, she says, that should not suggest mastery so much as an inability to quit, no matter how much she'd like to. It is compulsory. A crutch. Three layers of clothing placed between herself and her feelings by a free-verse intimacy coordinator. She cannot quit. She knows that now. Still. She invites you to watch her try.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Soul-provoking and emotionally resonant.
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An poetic exploration of the transient aspect of life and the fleeting moments that define our existence. This writer invites readers into a world where emotions bloom like wild flowers inside the rainstorm of life. Humor mixed with brilliance. Love, loss, family, hope and sadness. It's all in here. I can't recommend this book enough.
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Solid read. Would buy hard cover.
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