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The NoPhone Original Cell Phone

4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 217 ratings

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  • No screen.
  • No data plan.
  • No battery.
  • No charger.
  • No phone.
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    Product Description

    Product Description

    The NoPhone is a fake phone for people who are addicted to real phones. As seen on ABC's Shark Tank, the NoPhone offers the only true alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact.

    From the Manufacturer

    Over 12,000 NoPhone Sold.

    The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world. The NoPhone was awarded #1 Useless Gadget of 2015, beating out the Apple Watch.

    No Wifi. No Camera. No Phone.

    With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment.

    Hacker-resistant. Toilet-bowl resistant.

    Enjoy peace of mind knowing your bank account information and overall reputation within your community is protected. NoPhone NoOS is specifically designed to be 100% hacker resistant through no data storage technology. You can also drop it in a toilet, making it the best phone on the market today.

    Breakthrough No Camera.

    The NoPhone rear facing 0-Megapixel camera is designed to resemble the same high-resolution camera people use to take pictures of food, pets and privates. Rest assured, they will never save or share on Facebook.

    Eternal Battery Life.

    You'll never need to charge your NoPhone because it's just a piece of plastic and you don't need to charge a piece of plastic.

    Give Someone Who Loves Their Phone, a NoPhone.

    The NoPhone makes the perfect gift for anyone who uses their phone too much or for the wrong reasons. Do you have a son who never calls you? Give your son a NoPhone. Do you have a friend who won't stop texting his ex-girlfriend? NoPhone. Creepy uncle won't stop commenting on your Facebook posts? Give that Uncle two NoPhones. Almost everyone knows at least 10 people who need a NoPhone and it is our mission to reduce that number to nothing.

    About the Startup

    Describe your product in 3 words.

    Not a phone.

    How did you come up with the idea for this product?

    After seeing someone use a selfie stick.

    What makes your product special?

    The NoPhone is completely toilet bowl resistant.

    What has been the best part of your startup experience?

    Putting plastic rectangles in cardboard boxes and shipping them to paying customers.

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    Customer reviews

    4.2 out of 5 stars
    4.2 out of 5
    217 global ratings

    Customers say

    Customers like the battery life, value, appearance and reception of the cellular phone. For example, they mention it lasts forever, is worth every penny and has a slim design. That said, opinions are mixed on durability and quality.

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    5 customers mention5 positive0 negative

    Customers are satisfied with the battery life of the cellular phone. They mention that it lasts forever.

    "...Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and..." Read more

    "...Also the battery lasts forever." Read more

    "...Thin profile- Doesn’t bend- Cheap- Battery lasts a really long time- Solid feeling buttons-..." Read more

    "Pros:Highly durableSlim designInfinite battery lifeLightweightCons:No Bluetooth..." Read more

    4 customers mention4 positive0 negative

    Customers like the value of the cellular phone. They say it's thin, doesn't bend, and is worth every penny. Some customers also mention that the battery lasts a really long time.

    "...The price. These are so cheap, they’re perfect for tricking the overly-clingy girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/side piece..." Read more

    "...I got it as a prop for my kids to play with. Great value in that respect, as they won't be getting smartphones for some time. :-D" Read more

    "Pros:- Lightweight- Thin profile- Doesn’t bend- Cheap- Battery lasts a really long time-..." Read more

    "...and hurl it at the wall or the floor is worth every penny paid for it." Read more

    3 customers mention3 positive0 negative

    Customers are satisfied with the appearance of the cellular phone. They mention that it is highly durable, has a slim design, and has an infinite battery life. The phone is also lightweight and has thin profile.

    "Best cell phone out there! My son absolutely love it!Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen..." Read more

    "Pros:- Lightweight- Thin profile- Doesn’t bend- Cheap- Battery lasts a really long time-..." Read more

    "Pros:Highly durableSlim designInfinite battery lifeLightweightCons:No Bluetooth..." Read more

    3 customers mention3 positive0 negative

    Customers are satisfied with the reception of the cellular phone. They mention that it has excellent reception, works better than any other phones they have ever used, and is unspeakably good.

    "...My son absolutely love it!Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen..." Read more

    "Works better than any other phones I've ever used they really upgraded this model. LOL" Read more

    "Unspeakably good. Like crazy good. Dang." Read more

    7 customers mention4 positive3 negative

    Customers are mixed about the durability of the cellular phone. Some mention that it's durable as all heck, while others say that the built quality needs to be better.

    "...battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and the built in camera is perfect for selfies!..." Read more

    "...The screen. Not only does it feel cheap, but I’m pretty sure it’s useless. I really should have splurged for the selfie version......" Read more

    "...the battery, I never need to know anyone's wi-fi password, it's durable as all heck! The screen is always in Dark-Mode!" Read more

    "...Maybe not using premium material. But the built quality needs to be better. The phone lost its value to prank other ppl if it’s not nicely built...." Read more

    5 customers mention3 positive2 negative

    Customers are mixed about the quality of the cellular phone. Some mention it's a great gag, while others say it'll never work.

    "Great gag gift" Read more

    "great gag..." Read more

    "...The screen. Not only does it feel cheap, but I’m pretty sure it’s useless. I really should have splurged for the selfie version......" Read more

    "Great For Pranking..." Read more

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    5 Stars
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    This is a no-nonsense review: great piece of black plastic in wonderfully frustrating packaging filled with neo-pseudo-uber-modern sophist description. I did not open the package but there seemed to be a thin booklet inside. Made an awesome white elephant gift - by the end of the party it mysteriously disappeared. See photos before its disappearance.
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    Reviewed in the United States on July 15, 2019
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    Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2020
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    1.0 out of 5 stars Poor quality
    Reviewed in the United States on June 30, 2020
    I know it is a joke. But this look rly different from the photos on amazon. U should at least make a better phone model. Maybe not using premium material. But the built quality needs to be better. The phone lost its value to prank other ppl if it’s not nicely built. And 14$ isn’t cheap for a prank toy.
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    Hasnain Mirza
    5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for people who like to hold on to something
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    Marc
    5.0 out of 5 stars It just works
    Reviewed in Canada on December 22, 2019