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Black Hole, Son! (Exponential Apocalypse Book 5) Kindle Edition

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From living god Eirik Gumeny (CRACKED, THE NEW YORK TIMES) comes BLACK HOLE, SON! The fifth and final book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series!

Following the events of REVENGE-ARONI, Thor Odinson and Queen Victoria XXX find themselves world famous and living high on the hog -- assuming that hog is depressed, a little agoraphobic, and literally high. But then! Explosions! Punching! Some other stuff! Hijinks -- and hilariousness and terrible awryness -- ensue.

A note to new readers: This is not for you. This is not the place to start fresh. (You're gonna want to click on one of the links below for that; Book One, Two, or Three should work just fine.) This here is a coda to the last ten years of EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE. A swan song, a last waltz, a tearful goodbye. BLACK HOLE, SON! is for the folks who want to see how it all ends.

Not well, obviously.

P.S. BLACK HOLE, SON! is also the shortest book in the series. More of a novella, really. A little shy of 25K words. So, you know, be ready for that.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B079NS7SBQ
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Jersey Devil Press (March 5, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ March 5, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.0 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 114 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.3 4.3 out of 5 stars 6 ratings

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Eirik Gumeny
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Eirik Gumeny is the [insert superlatives here] author of the cult-favorite Exponential Apocalypse series. He’s written for WIRED, Cracked, Monkeybicycle, Kaleidotrope, a bunch of anthologies, a couple of medical textbooks, and even The New York Times once.

Born with cystic fibrosis, Eirik still has cystic fibrosis, because that’s how genetic diseases work. In 2014, he received a double lung transplant and technically died a little. He got better.

Forged in the suburban sprawl of northeastern New Jersey, Eirik currently lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he regularly has to fight giant atomic ants with a flamethrower. Find him on Bluesky, Patreon, or his website.

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  • Reviewed in the United States on August 22, 2018
    Hilarious as usual!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2018
    Man, this book really washes away the rain. Wait, no...that was Soundgarden. What did this book do again? That's right, it ended a really fun series in a really great way. Seriously, I've been on board for the duration from the first page and as much as I don't want it to be over, it ends up where it needs to be. I really needed this today, this kind of fun and this kind of closure. You should definitely pick this up if you've been riding along with the previous books...and you definitely need to go back to the previous books and get on if you haven't already. The ending only has meaning if you know what goes before. So glad I got into this.
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