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How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb? or, Why did the Intellectual Cross the Road and Walk into a Bar?: A collection of over ... part understood by John Howard Towsen, Ph.D. Paperback – October 24, 2015

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How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb? or, Why did the Intellectual Cross the Road and Walk into a Bar?: A collection of over 1,000 cartoons, jokes, and epigrams for the over-educated and cognitively curious (yes, that means you!) as compiled and for the most part understood by John Howard Towsen, Ph.D.

"A unique compilation of jokes and cartoons, some classic, some new, some cutting edge and a few real mind benders. It’s a must for any fan of comedy." —Fred Willard, legendary film and tv comic actor (Second City; Fernwood 2 Night; This Is Spinal Tap; Waiting for Guffman; Best in Show; Jay Leno; Everybody Loves Raymond) 

"This book is surreally funny!” —Ray Lesser, humor writer; founder & editor, Funny Times

"Any book with entries like “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?” is a book to treasure." —Bill Irwin, award-winning actor and vaudevillian (Waiting for Godot; Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?; Fool Moon; Old Hats)

“Light up, lighten up, and laugh your butt off.” 
—Phil Proctor, writer/performer (Firesign Theatre; www.planetproctor.com)

"For Janeane Garofalo’s blurb, please see her collection of over 1,000 flattering declarations, comments, and assertions for the discerning fan of concise summary at welldonejohnhowardtowsenphd.com." —Janeane Garofalo, actor, activist, pioneer of alt. stand-up comedy. (SNL; West Wing; Reality Bites; Ben Stiller; Larry Sanders)

"I am thrilled! It's a page-turner, with fantastic continuity. I am truly honored to be able to share funny with you." — Bill Marx, composer, concert pianist, author —and son of Harpo.

"A wonderful book." —Sidney Harris, cartoonist extraordinaire, with over 20 collections of his work published

"Which came first, the cartoons or the quotes? No matter, in this bang-on book they're momentous metaphysical mates!”—Craig Yoe, cartoonist and comics historian (YoeBooks.com)

This collection of visual and verbal humor on intellectual and artistic themes is pure entertainment —not analysis! Guaranteed to leave you thinking and laughing. More than a quarter of a century in the making and lovingly curated by author John Towsen, it weaves a journey through the worlds of philosophy, religion, education, art, therapy, performance, language, literature, math, science, and futurism by means of more than a thousand cartoons, jokes and epigrams. A perfect birthday, holiday, or graduation gift!

With cartoons by Francis Acupan, Charles Addams, Kirk Anderson, Mark Anderson, Isabella Bannerman, Charles Barsotti, Harry Bliss, George Booth, Christopher Burke, John Callahan, Tom Cheney, Damian Clark, Scott Clark, Jack Corbett, Dave Coverly, Leo Collum, Cyanide & Happiness, Joe Dator, Bob Eckstein, Jules Feiffer, Loren Fishman, Emily Flake, Mort Gerberg, Clive Goddard, Alex Gregory, Robert Gumpertz, William Hamilton, JB Handelsman, Hanley, Sidney Harris, Buddy Hickerson, Carolita Johnson, Zach Kanin, L.J. Kopf, Anatol Kovarsky, Robert Leighton, Eric Lewis, Mark Litzler, Lee Lorenz, Stan Mack, Robert Mankoff, Frank Modell, Peter Mueller, Rob Murray, Paul Noth, Mark Parisi, W.B. Park, Dan Piraro, Kevin Pope, Hilary Price, Donald Reilly, Mischa Richter, Charlie Rodrigues, Flash Rosenberg, Leigh Rubin, Graham Sale, Doug Savage, Bernard Schwartz, Danny Shanahan, Andy Singer, David Sipress, Paul Soderblom, Peter Steiner, Mick Stevens, James Stevenson, Mark Stivers, Barney Tobey, Andrew Toos, G.B. Trudeau, Bradford Veley, Liam Francis Walsh, Bill Watterson, Gahan Wilson, and Jack Ziegler.
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John's most recent book, Clowns, came out 39 years ago, so he figured it was high time for another. Yes, he really does have a Ph.D (drama, NYU) -which will no doubt come as a surprise to some of his friends- as well as an NEH fellowship and a Fulbright. He grew up in New York City's Greenwich Village, where he still lives, and had his first exposure to laugh-so-hard-it-hurts comedy when he saw Danny Kaye on the big screen, probably in The Court Jester (1955). A few days after his 7th birthday he made his live television debut in a comedy sketch with Red Skelton and Jackie Gleason on The Red Skelton Show. He subsequently acted in dozens of television shows and commercials, working alongside such names as Gary Moore, Julie Andrews, Kaye Ballard, Alice Ghostley, Edie Adams, Myrna Loy, Claudette Colbert, Robert Preston, Tab Hunter, Sid Caesar, Ed Wynn, Claude Rains, Charlie Ruggles, Walter Slezak, Kate Smith, Shirley Booth, Sam Levenson, Margaret Hamilton, Patty Duke, and Joseph Papp. In his twenties he returned to show biz, this time somehow eking out a living in the world of clown and physical comedy, from the schools of Long Island to the circus sands of Saskatchewan, Saudi Arabia, and points in between, most of it with partner Fred Yockers. He was artistic director for the first two New York international clown-theatre festivals (1983, 1985) and has taught full-length physical comedy courses at Princeton University, Ohio University, and the Juilliard School, plus innumerable shorter workshops in numerous countries. Former students include Laura Linney, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Andre Braugher, Michael Hayden, and Michael Stuhlbarg. His latest research on physical comedy is to be found on his blog: physicalcomedy.blogspot.com. In other parallel lives he taught theatre, multimedia, and digital video in the Creative Arts & Technology program at Bloomfield College for 26 years, and spent many a summer working for the Open Society Institute doing media training for activists in hot spots across the globe.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Arlecchino Books (October 24, 2015)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 224 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0692488561
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0692488560
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.17 pounds
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8.5 x 0.51 x 11 inches
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John's first book, "Clowns," came out 39 years ago, so he figured it was high time for another: "How Many Surrealists Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?..." Yes, he really does have a Ph.D (drama, NYU) --which will no doubt come as a surprise to some of his friends-- as well as an NEH fellowship and a Fulbright. He grew up in New York City's Greenwich Village, where he still lives, and had his first exposure to laugh-so-hard-it-hurts comedy when he saw Danny Kaye on the big screen, probably in The Court Jester (1955). A few days after his 7th birthday he made his live television debut in a comedy sketch with Red Skelton and Jackie Gleason on The Red Skelton Show. He subsequently acted in dozens of television shows and commercials, working alongside such names as Gary Moore, Julie Andrews, Kaye Ballard, Alice Ghostley, Edie Adams, Myrna Loy, Claudette Colbert, Robert Preston, Tab Hunter, Sid Caesar, Ed Wynn, Claude Rains, Charlie Ruggles, Walter Slezak, Kate Smith, Shirley Booth, Sam Levenson, Margaret Hamilton, Patty Duke, and Joseph Papp. In his twenties he returned to show biz, this time somehow eking out a living in the world of clown and physical comedy, from the schools of Long Island to the circus sands of Saskatchewan, Saudi Arabia, and points in between, most of it with partner Fred Yockers. He was artistic director for the first two New York international clown-theatre festivals (1983, 1985) and has taught full-length physical comedy courses at Princeton University, Ohio University, and the Juilliard School, plus innumerable shorter workshops in numerous countries. Former students include Laura Linney, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Andre Braugher, Michael Hayden, and Michael Stuhlbarg. His latest research on physical comedy is to be found on his blog: physicalcomedy.blogspot.com. In other parallel lives he taught theatre, multimedia, and digital video in the Creative Arts & Technology program at Bloomfield College for 26 years, and spent many a summer working for the Open Society Institute doing media training for activists in hot spots across the globe.

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  • Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2016
    Zany. Whacky. Hilarious (Apollinaire-ious?) More than twenty years in the making, author Towsen generously shares his collection of jokes, funny stories, cartoons, limericks, wise sayings, poems, and more. He gives us favorite knock-knock jokes and screw in the lightbulb jokes but, drawing from such creative minds as Mark Twain, Noel Coward, Albert Einstein, Bill Watterson, Leo Cullum, and Groucho Marx, also covers a whole range of subject matter—the meaning of art, mental balance (or was that imbalance?), language and literature, writing, math and science, history, technology, etc. This is definitely a prerequisite for the next history of the world book, so get your copy now (or, better yet, get several; they’re small and make great graduation gifts, just-because gifts, or un-birthday presents). In just a few hours you can become smarter and funnier than the guy next door, so how can you resist?
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  • Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2016
    For a good time, buy this book! Don't stop there-read it, preferably in a public place where you will learn, as I did, about the infectious nature of laughter. Dr. Towsen (he doesn't play a doctor on TV, but he does have a PHD in Drama, and a lifelong passion for all things comedic.) has amassed a huge collection of jokes, puns, reviews, epigrams and cartoons. He has organized it under subject headings that include Art, Literature, Science, Math (who knew that math jokes could be funny?) Technology, and more. Full disclosure - I didn't get everything, and you may not either, but you'll get enough to have one helluva good time. Even if you don't know the meaning of "Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes" (don't worry, it's not in the book), you'll enjoy the parade of wags and wits from Mark Twain to Douglas Adams. The cartoons are hilarious! You'll find yourself grateful that someone cared enough to gather all these mirthful things into one volume. It's a bona fide Rx for the blues: "read two chapters, and call me in the morning."
  • Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2015
    On a scale of 1 to 10 this book goes to 11. It is an encyclopedia of egghead humor. In fact add an index and it is not only an amusing, funny, and hysterical read but a veritable reference work suitable for the shelves of any home, public or academic library. (Maybe not a school library because there will be that humorless parents' group demanding to have it banned).

    Organized by joke category, in fact, it offers its readers a delightfully varied experience. In each joke you will find something familiar, something new, or something you thought you knew but which has been altered. The latter will either charm you in its novelty or piss you off. Either way it makes you want more.

    With this you will laugh or you will groan, but you'll never be bored.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 31, 2021
    This is a very delightful collection of thoughts and prose, which prime stimulated thought with humor.

    Love it and recommend if you are looking for the obscure and fun book. Probably a nice gift for the right cerebral person.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2015
    This book is so intellectually and magnificently flexible (and not just because it's paperback), you can slyly open it up to ANY (and every) page to find a vividly smart and/or surreal occasion to laugh. John Towsen has an impeccable, editorial instinct for humor. Forget therapy. Instantly cure your gloomiest friends with a gift copy. Nobly enhance those who DO love to laugh, by adding this tome to their home. I liked this book so much, I was enchanted to be invited to draw its cover ~ giving me the best chance to give it my most ultimate, intimate endorsement.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2015
    Finally, a book that gives us humor from the finest minds in history -- from Mark Twain to Oscar Wilde to Lawrence Peter Berra. Instead of laughing at something like Gilligan's Island or Family Guy and feeling guilty for it (okay, I imagine that people more intelligent than me feel guilty), "How Many Surrealists..." makes you feel good about laughing and a lot smarter, too. Well worth the purchase -- it's a book that will mysteriously keep finding its way into your hands. Bravo!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2016
    Some jokes make you think (and some, I didn't get ...)
  • Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2015
    I giggled and guffawed as I read this fantastic collection from start to finish. Anyone interested in comedy, and who isn't, will appreciate this book on so many levels. It makes you laugh, it makes you think, it makes you tilt your head to the side in contemplation, and it's pretty to look at. Buy this book! You won't be disappointed!
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  • T Hall
    5.0 out of 5 stars this is a gem of a book.
    Reviewed in Germany on December 24, 2022
    I love a good laugh, its a favourite past time reading joke books, and this is one of the best ive ever found. its not a regurgitation of jokes that everyone has heard before. its a personal collection from someone who is professionally funny, and smart.

    if you love comedy, you want this book.
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    Reviewed in Spain on November 22, 2015
    Me gusta mi libro mucho, claro!
    Tambien: Estoy buscando un traductor experimentado que entiende la comedia para una edición española.